OMFG LIFE IS WORTH LIVING NOW.
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
We now have 5,468,701 little sarcastic douche nuggets on here
6,066,307 little shitheads
6,114,133 bastard face fuck nuggets here
Nice App of the Day: Fartscroll.js
If there is anything that today’s websites are lacking, it is fart noises. Yesterday afternoon, The Onionreleased the fartscroll.js script on Github, which can be installed on any web page to produce gassy noises while you’re scrolling up and down the browser. For more of a completely immersive experience, you can download the Chrome browser extension for cruise control on every webpage.
You see, this is what I love about Ireland.
Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”
No. That is not the right way to do things.
The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”
The Irish are scary extreme.
The Irish are the fucking best.
It looks like IRL minecraft.
“I’m going to photoshop a house on that fucker.”
"Oh, I see you wanted to build a house on an island. How about I drop the water level and teach you about water erosion?"