OMFG LIFE IS WORTH LIVING NOW.

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youredoingalrightkid:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

dolphitler:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

roses are black
violets are black
im blind

blind people are going to find this offensive

I don’t think blind people are going to find anything

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Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

askachocolaterwbygirl:

b0rntobereal:

50-shades-of-eren-jaeger:

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

We now have 5,468,701 little sarcastic douche nuggets on here 

6,066,307 little shitheads

6,114,133 bastard face fuck nuggets here

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android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

android18:

professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

(Source: pokemon-fanatics)

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thedailywhat:

Nice App of the Day: Fartscroll.js
If there is anything that today’s websites are lacking, it is fart noises. Yesterday afternoon, The Onionreleased the fartscroll.js script on Github, which can be installed on any web page to produce gassy noises while you’re scrolling up and down the browser. For more of a completely immersive experience, you can download the Chrome browser extension for cruise control on every webpage.

thedailywhat:

Nice App of the Day: Fartscroll.js

If there is anything that today’s websites are lacking, it is fart noises. Yesterday afternoon, The Onionreleased the fartscroll.js script on Github, which can be installed on any web page to produce gassy noises while you’re scrolling up and down the browser. For more of a completely immersive experience, you can download the Chrome browser extension for cruise control on every webpage.

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badhawaiian-shirts:

snarkinfestedwaters:

kathleenmeliaa:

kats-in-space:

modmad:

thebohemians-rpsody:

Dublin

You see, this is what I love about Ireland.
Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”
No. That is not the right way to do things.
The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”

The Irish are scary extreme.

The Irish are the fucking best.

It looks like IRL minecraft.

“I’m going to photoshop a house on that fucker.”

"Oh, I see you wanted to build a house on an island. How about I drop the water level and teach you about water erosion?"

badhawaiian-shirts:

snarkinfestedwaters:

kathleenmeliaa:

kats-in-space:

modmad:

thebohemians-rpsody:

Dublin

You see, this is what I love about Ireland.

Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”

No. That is not the right way to do things.

The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”

The Irish are scary extreme.

The Irish are the fucking best.

It looks like IRL minecraft.

“I’m going to photoshop a house on that fucker.”

"Oh, I see you wanted to build a house on an island. How about I drop the water level and teach you about water erosion?"

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fantasia:

one of the cutest thing ever!!

fantasia:

one of the cutest thing ever!!

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

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